[beats up Ant-Man], Spider-Man:[to Bucky]You have a metal arm? No!Rocket:He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.Yondu:[angrily]Thats not what I said!Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:Hes relieved you dont want him to.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:He hates hats.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:On anyone, not just himself.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:[to Yondu]One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute its just because you realize part of that head is the hat. See the world. Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did." Tony Stark 7. "Children want the same things we want. Luckily for us, he continued to be hilarious. October 6, 2017. Steve Rogers ( Chris Evans) "I can do this all day." Steve Rogers "I'm gonna need a rain check on that dance." Steve Rogers to Peggy Carter ( Hayley Atwell) "I'm just a kid from Brooklyn.". The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. Christine Palmer:What? As long as the light exists.Peter Quill:And, I could use the light to build cool things like, how you made this whole planet?Ego:Well, it might take you a few million years of practice before you get really good at it. Youre DONE! Which is why theyre hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth., [Tony seals Pepper in the Mark 42 armor, then she saves him from falling debris]Pepper Potts:I got you!Tony Stark:I got you first!, [Tony tries to embrace Pepper]Pepper Potts:Dont!Tony Stark:Its okayPepper Potts:Im hot, Ill hurt you!Tony Stark:[touches Pepper]No, you wont. What are you up to these days?Loki:It varies from moment to moment., Thor:Hey, lets do Get Help.Loki:What?Thor:Get Help.Loki:No.Thor:Come on. [Stark rolls his eyes, while Captain America looks proud of himself]Steve Rogers:I understood that reference., Tony Stark:You should come by Stark Tower sometime. Most of Endgame was quite dark and sad, obviously, but no Marvel film would be complete without the signature moments of heroes using humor to get through hard times. Be on time. [Pepper, glowing with Extremis, swats him away with a pole and looks at Tony, who thought she was dead]Tony Stark:I got nothing., JARVIS:I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.. I mean, not that its not nice. Sorry, I cant remember anybodys names., Bruce Banner:Whos Scott?Steve Rogers:Ant-Man.Bruce Banner:Theres an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?, Okoye:When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.TChalla:What did you imagine?Okoye:The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks., [Thor appears with Stormbreaker]Bruce Banner:[laughs with joy]You guys are so screwed now!, Steve Rogers: New haircut? Dont touch anything., Bruce Banner:I dont know how to fly this thing!Thor:Youre a doctor, you have PhDs. And thank you, Ant Man, for this clever and right on point analysis of the situation. Spatial paradoxes! See more ideas about marvel quotes, superhero quotes, college graduation cap decoration. I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself[deep voice]You know what would be a really kick-ass name? While numerous writers and directors have worked on the universe where the characters appear, theres always a streak of humor, even in the darker films. Funny memories, sad times, times of fun and laughter all can be recorded in a yearbook. Stephen Strange:A bit chalky.Wong:A Hunk of Hulk of Burning Fudge is our favorite., Tony Stark: Im sorry, Earth is closed today. If they were beneath you, they would all be dead!, Thor:You betray me, Ill kill you. [Peter jumps out of his position and tries to swing, only to plummet face-first into the ground]Peter Parker:What the hell just happened?KAREN:You jumped off a sign and landed on your face., Peter Parker:Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriends dad.. Were family. Tony Stark, Iron Man 2. I would very much like to go there, please. So Castiel's dealings with humans are often hilarious, because he really doesn't know . Were killing you first!Rocket:Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name., [Yondu removes a leaf-shaped ornament from his suit and shows it to Groot]Yondu:The drawer you wanna open has this symbol on it. Youre wearing Ravager garb.Peter Quill:This is just an outfit, man. 12. To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted.". there were numerous spots of humor, of course. [points to a mythology book page with a drawing of Mjlnir], Agent Cale:[staring at The Destroyer]Is that one of Starks?Agent Coulson:I dont know. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.Rocket Raccoon:You got issues, Quill., Drax:I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that youve accepted me despite my blunders. "Do, or do not. As far as your nanny cops know, youre still at home. 13. Youre going to fix this!Spider-Man:Two hours! Its pretty freaky, but its safe. Everyone else, that story kills.Thor:Thats the whole story?James Rhodes:Yeah, its a War Machine story.Thor:Oh, its very good, then. [Mjlnir zooms by]Darcy Lewis:Mew-mew!. Erik Selvig:Your brother isnt coming, is he?Thor:Loki is dead.Dr. Steve Rogers:Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so no, not really., Sam Wilson:You must miss the good old days, huh?Steve Rogers:Well, things arent so bad. "Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught." - Oscar Wilde 2. Hank Pym:Quantum entanglement, Scott., Dr. I meant trash panda. You can defuse the tension by including some funny quotes in your graduation speech. Peter Quill: An hour? Think for yourself. Benjamin Franklin. You can smell crazy on him.Thor:Have a care how you speak! Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. [pause]On the inside.. And you dont have a phone.Thor:No, I dont have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. Time loops! 150 Graduation Quotes 1. Will you join me on my quest to Nidavellir?Rocket Raccoon:Ah, let me just ask the captain. He's a hero, and he's had an amazing legacy for 75 years. Youve seen this, right? Im not boring!Groot:I am Groot.Peter Quill:And now, I know how Yondu felt., Mantis:Its beautiful.Drax:It is. I think its great, an elite force of women warriors. Stephen Strange:Yeah. Fearless, bold, confident, caring. 12 "My people skills are rusty." Sam and Dean often seem to forget that their buddy, Cas, was once an angel of the Lord. I wanted to go old school for my first day., Shuri:The entire suit sits within the teeth of the necklace. A master of witty quips, these are the best funny lines from Iron Man (the first movie). 17. After the bittersweet ending of Endgame, we witness Peter Parker struggling to make sense of a world without his mentor. Youre a dude. [the Marauders all surrender]Fandral:Perhaps next time you should start with the big one!, Dr. We need to talk!Drax:Im sorry but I like a woman with some meat on her bones.Mantis:[confused]What?Drax:I tried to let you down easily by telling you you were disgusting. Fell right asleep., Yellowjacket:Im gonna disintegrate you!Siri:Playing Disintegration by the Cure, Gale:[seeing a blown up ant]That is one messed up looking dog.. - Ms. Marvel The door is more than it appears. 14. Angels don't do things like deal with humans, but instead, help run the heavens and keep the Earth from imploding from apocalyptic events. 9. These are the funniest quotes from Thor: Ragnarok. King of Asgard. Sometimes a little too much. Alright, get your jokes out now, can you fix the suit?Hope van Dyne:So cranky.Dr. Always hold it high. You didnt say how hard.Shuri:I invite you to my lab, and you just kick things around?, Everett K. Ross:What Im doing or not doing on behalf of the U.S. government is none of your concern. Stephen Strange:Im sorry, Im confused as to the relationship here. 59 College Graduation Gift Ideas for the Class of 2022 1. Here, we rounded up up 16 of the best graduation speeches of all time, including words of wisdom from Natalie Portman, Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey, and more. Nearly blasting me into space?Tony Stark:Who just saved your magical ass? Originally from Tasmania, Australia, Kristy was living in London when she unexpectedly met a Dutch bloke and ended up moving to the Netherlands to be with him. What about Thor?Nick Fury:Off-world.Peter Parker:Doctor StrangeMaria Hill:Unavailable.Peter Parker:Captain Marvel.Nick Fury:Dont you invoke her name!Peter Parker:Im just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.Nick Fury:Bitch, please! Stephen Strange:Its Strange.Kaecilius:Maybe. These are our favorite funny lines from Iron Man 3. Youre Spider-Boy?Peter Parker:S-Spider-Man.Tony Stark:Not in that onesie, youre not.Peter Parker:Its not a onesie., [to TChalla/Black Panther] Sam Wilson:So you like cats?Steve Rogers:SamSam Wilson:What? Look the world right in the eye." - Helen Keller Always be the first-rate version of yourself, instead of the second-rate version of somebody else. I said hat., Hank Pym:The final phase of your training will be a stealth incursion.Ant-Man:Its freezing! Funny Marvel Quotes. You cant retract it., TChalla:Two people in a room can get more done than a hundred.King TChaka:Unless you need to move a piano., Scott Lang:Ca Captain America [shakes Steves hand vigorously]Steve Rogers:Mr. Lang.Scott Lang:Its an honor. Two hours in the bathroom, whatever thats about.Scott Lang:Thats totally inaccurate. Just like with Iron Man, we got to enjoy two Guardians of the Galaxy films one after the other. While the film featured a lot of science talk (quantum realm what?) I can help! Audrey Hepburn. [Groot releases glowing spores from his body to light up the way ahead]Drax:Where did you learn to do that?Peter Quill:Im pretty sure the answer is: I am Groot. Hammer!Darcy:Yeah, we can tell youre hammered., [Thor brings a drunken Selvig home] Jane Foster:What happened?Thor:Hes fine! "That which does not kill us makes us stronger.". There were plenty of funny lines from the mighty Thor, as well as the other characters. This this is a man. I thought you drowned., Happy Hogan:You handle the suit. "Just bury me in the ocean with my ancestors that jumped from the ships, because they knew death was better than bondage." - Erik Killmonger, 'Black Panther', 2018. "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house." Rod Stewart. "An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.". Im Peter, by the way.Dr. Im, like, Boom. [Peter nods]Tony Stark:And definitely dont do anything I wouldnt do. These are just a few of my favorite qualities about you, Mom! [to Koraths henchmen who keep prodding him]Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me., Rocket Raccoon:[scans a Xandarian citizen]Can you believe they call us criminals when hes assaulting us with that haircut?. [Peter walks into the room]Whats up, dickwad? Everybody thought you were dead! Were vegetarians., Everett K. Ross:[pursuing Killmongers cache of weapons]Okay, Shuri, I got em. [Wong remains silent]Come on! Hey Loki! Christine Palmer:Yeah. Discover and share Funny Marvel Quotes. Stephen Strange:If we dont do our jobsTony Stark:What is your job, exactly, besides making balloon animals?Dr. There is no 'try'.". [Colonel Phillips puts down a tray of food at a table]Dr. Arnim Zola:What is this?Col. tags: comics , inspirational , marvel , marvel-comics , stan-lee. Inspirational quotes and heartfelt graduation sayings perfect for honoring your 2023 grad, whether it's middle school, high school, college, or a doctorate. I dont even like Hulk. After tiny end-credit glimpses for YEARS, in Infinity War the big bad Thanos finally makes a showing for real, with devastating consequences. Natasha Romanoff:Thor, report on the Hulk. They sound Chinese. Whats up, Mr Stark?Tony Stark:Kid, whered you come from?Peter Parker:Field trip to MoMa! Taserface! [all the Ravagers struggle desperately not to laugh]Rocket:Thats how I hear you in my head! I dont dance.Peter Quill:Really? They look Chinese. Bu-But thats a good thing.Mantis:Oh?Drax:When youre ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are Beautiful people never know who to trust.Mantis:Well, then Im certainly grateful to be ugly., [about Mantis] Drax:This gross bug lady is my new friend., Mantis:[shaking Drax awake]Drax! When Nick Fury, with the help of Natasha Romanoff . Whatever. "A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success." Like. Arent you the cutest looking thing? But one thing that all of the Marvel films share is a penchant for a witty quip. Its humiliating.Thor:Not for me, its not., Loki:Heres the thing. Let me help! Youre looking right at him! Funny graduation quotes RD.com, Getty Images 1. Of course Im not a male escort.MJ:Well then youre Spider-Man., Ned Leeds:[to MJ after she finds out Spider-Mans identity]So, you know too. Robbery involves threat. If, at first, you don't succeed, try to hide your astonishment. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say 'No, you move'.". This a tremendous idea! Threat: High. Put that spear in the trunk., Everett K. Ross:So this is a big mess, huh? Its impressive., Tony Stark:Anybody remember when I carried a nuke through a wormhole?James Rhodes:No, its never come up.Tony Stark:Saved New York?James Rhodes:Never heard that., Laura:What about Nat and Dr. Arnim Zola:What is in it?Col. Thats not what I I dont like you like that! I dont paint., Virginia Pepper Potts:[after Starks one night stand with Christine]I have your clothes here; theyve been dry cleaned and pressed. Use sunscreen. For the full scoop on what this means, feel free to check out our Privacy Policy and Disclosure. Louisa May Alcott Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. Not Joseph. You know what that is., Drax:Finger on throat means death! You couldnt make a suit with a flannel lining?, Scott Lang:We need a fake security guard on the inside, somebody else to hack into the power supply, and a getaway guy.Hank Pym:No, no, no, not those three wombats!, Scott Lang:I was in prison for three years, I know how to punch.Hope Van Dyne:Show me. [the Harrow takes out a building]Thor:Not a word, Loki:[aboard a Dark Elf ship]I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.Thor:[looking at the controls, clearly lost]I said how hard could it be. He makes me wanna die!, Drax:How did you get to this weird dumb planet?Mantis:Ego found me in my larva state. [Crowd howls with laughter. Okay., Nick Fury:[on Ultron]Guys multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit!, Natasha Romanoff:[after kissing Bruce Banner]I adore you [suddenly pushes him off cliff]but I need the Other Guy., Ultron:Youre unbelievably nave.Vision:Well, I was born yesterday., Steve Rogers:Fury, you son of a bitch.Nick Fury:Oooh! [Tony sees Maya for the first time since their one-night stand in Switzerland]Tony Stark:Please dont tell me theres a 12-year-old kid in the car that Ive never met.Maya Hansen:Hes 13. It is our choices.". He did not want to be disturbed. I am so sorry! Stephen Strange:Protecting your reality, douchebag., Tony Stark:If Thanos needs all six, why dont we just stick this one down a garbage disposal?Dr. What realm is this? I need your help., Tony Stark:[to Happy Hogan, who is pointing his tablet video-call camera too high, catching only the top half of his face]Is this the forehead of security?, [Harley approaches suit]Harley Keener:Thats is that Iron Man?Tony Stark:Technically, I am Iron Man.Harley Keener:Technically, youre dead. Hes not going anywhere. Hes our friend.Nebula:All any of you do is yell at each other. Scott Lang:[raises hand]Excuse me, Dr. Pym?Hank Pym:You dont have to raise your hand Scott.Scott Lang:[lowers hand]Okay. Who am I to judge?, Dr. How do you even know that?. Its about time., Grandmaster:Heres what I wanna know. With a shout of "Underoos!" he calls in a familiar neighborhood . Just look at you. But you can always be immature. Pay attention. Hank Pym:Relax. Another!, Thor:[walking into a pet shop]I need a horse! Stephen Strange:I seriously dont know how you fit your head into that helmet.Tony Stark:Admit it, you shouldve ducked out when I told you to. Hidden.Nick Fury:You sure thats what Marvel would want?Carol Danvers:Mar-Vell.Nick Fury:Thats what I said.Carol Danvers:Its two words. The entire place is an elective. Cause I totally know CPR!, Thor:Hammer! I'm a Captain! Stephen Strange:I had to tell you. When Tony Stark burst onto the scene and let the world know that he was Iron Man, we all got treated to the signature wit of both Robert Downey Jr. and the character he portrayed. My bad., Spider-Man:[after taking down Giant-Man]Whoa, no, Im not done, Ive gotta get him back!Iron Man:Youre going home, or Im calling Aunt May! Quotes tagged as "marvel" Showing 1-30 of 145. What is he, your ward?Peter Parker:No. Yes. - John F. Kennedy. May I graduate well, and earn some honors! 4. I lost my hammer like, yesterday so thats still pretty fresh. Always Foward.Foward always. Loki, hes alive! "The thing about new beginnings is that they require something else to end.". 5. Now she can be found taking numerous photos of their four weird cats, eating lots of stroopwafels and blogging at, best quotes from The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, These hilarious Marvel-themed pickup lines. 36 Funny Graduation Quotes to Make Your Recent Grad Smile "You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today." Leah Hall Updated: May 10, 2021. Youre one sandwich away from fat.Peter Quill:Yeah, right.Drax:Its true.
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